Scott Woods is absolutely not Scottish.

A couple things piss me off about this post:


  1. I look bad on video

  2. I sound bad on video

  3. I didn't know that I look and sound bad on video

  4. SCOTT WOODS MAKES ME LOOK AND SOUND REALLY BAD ON VIDEO


Steve took some sweet vid of Scott's feature and uploaded a couple poems to Google Video. You should at all costs check this shit out. Though please ignore my cameo role, because Scott is right when he says,"Erik's a retard."


'Swimming with the Whales' is the poem I was trying to write when I was a truck driver. I'm not sure how Woods got it out of my head, but I'm going to go ahead and take credit for it. Thanks, Scott.