Scott Woods is absolutely not Scottish.
A couple things piss me off about this post:
- I look bad on video
- I sound bad on video
- I didn't know that I look and sound bad on video
- SCOTT WOODS MAKES ME LOOK AND SOUND REALLY BAD ON VIDEO
Steve took some sweet vid of Scott's feature and uploaded a couple poems to Google Video. You should at all costs check this shit out. Though please ignore my cameo role, because Scott is right when he says,"Erik's a retard."
'Swimming with the Whales' is the poem I was trying to write when I was a truck driver. I'm not sure how Woods got it out of my head, but I'm going to go ahead and take credit for it. Thanks, Scott.