I was up near Lake Superior all weekend taking a canoe trip down the Two Hearted River. Of course, hellslam.com goes down while I am gone. While the chat log with support lacks the comedic value of the last one, it is no less irritating. I will spare you the detail.
Hemingway used to hang out on the Two Hearted. I was unable to channel any portion of his energy, but I certainly understood why he liked the place. I have always considered myself a town person as opposed to a country person. I don't like being away from my car for too long, you see. It was a fine trip, though, and has made me appreciate my conveniences.